9 months = 40 weeks.......I don't think so

So here is one of the biggest scams out there.........everyone says that your pregnant for 9 months.....well the dirty little secret that everyone keeps from you until your in this predicament is that they use a 40 weeks for a full term pregnancy...so lets do the math...4 weeks into a month....40 weeks is 10 months not 9 months as everyone thinks....that's a whole month longer than what you are expecting...that's like being told you have to wait an extra month after x-mas to open your gifts......really not fair.....thank goodness I am not a elephant I think they have like a 2 year gestation period......something crazy like that...a dog would be perfect they are like 2 months except then I would have a whole litter of babies........probably not a good idea either...they do have a true medical formula based on when you become pregnant as to how they explain the 40 weeks versus the 9 months.......I say blahhhh blahhh blahhhhh....I don't want to here it........as far as I am concern its just plain ole trickery....if you ask most people how long a normal pregnancy is they will tell you 9 months...I even fall for it....I tell people 8 1/2 months because if you said you were 9 1/2 months they would look at you like you were crazy.....so here it is ...........I have now waited almost 3 weeks past Christmas to receive my gift....only 9 days if Santa shows up on time.....if he doesn't I am really going to throw a fit....I am ready to meet my little boy..........and get this whole motherhood stuff started...until next time hoping for contractions........