Jack Lalenne Power Juicer....forever

As we laid in bed this morning scanning the Sunday paper for Christmas deals...my eyes could not help but become fixated on the Target add that offered the Jack Lalenne Power Juicer...no please don't buy us one....we are already or I should say Collin is already a proud owner of the Jack Lalenne Power Juicer...I can remember clear as day when the phone rang in Rapid City...my darling boyfriend on the other end asking my thoughts on his pending purchase of the Jack Lalenne Power Juicer....because this part Juicer part garbage disposal had a hefty price tag of $150.00 bucks....Collin stumbled across this Wonder machine as he was channel surfing...he immediately become enamored with all the things this powerful juicer could do....he became almost trance liked when he made the call to Rapid...as his girlfriend I could here the yearning in his voice to own his very own Jack Lalenne Power Juicer...he had visions dancing in his head of fruit smoothies, ham and cheese shakes, powerful beet and carrot juice...this machine could do it all...no more leftovers in the fridge....no more need to use the garbage disposal...simply the magic of the Jack Lalenne Power Juicer will juice anything......think of the money and time you will save...literally you will never need another appliance again...simply juice your way to healthier better way of life........Collin was sold..the hefty price tag didn't begin to slow him down when he realized how much money this 8th world wonder would save him...and with that he even paid the express shipping to get started right away juicing his way thru life....Collin quickly went to the store and bought all kinds of fruit and veggies..anxiously awaiting the arrival of his wonder machine....and then the faithful day came....the juicer arrived...and reality began....Ole Jack Lalenne didn't mention how heavy this darn juicer was and that it is as big as a stove...or how many parts needed to be watched every time you use it...or the fact that $12.00 in fruit and veggies produced a whopping two 8 ounce glasses of juice....no Mr Jack Lalenne must have forgot all about these incredible features....I believe Collin used the machine once....it was the most expensive glass of juice EVER....this beautiful Jack Lalenne Power Juicer is in mint condition and would be quite a deal for someone wanting a barely used Juicer...but the truth is that we will always have the Jack Lalenne Power Juicer...it will follow us into old age...as a girlfriend I found it amusing...as a wife the reality is that we can't get rid of it..it cost to much money.....it is also almost to much to bare looking at it so it is tucked deep into the cabinets...so it is not a daily or constant reminder of the $150.00 dollars we blew.....Collin still hopes that someday his juicer will be all that was promised to him by ole Jack...until that day comes though it has provided a good amount of laughter and we quickly rush thru any infomercials that might catch our eye.......